I have a spelling checker

     It came with my PC

     It plane lee marks four my revue

     Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

 

     Eye ran this poem threw it,

     Your sure reel glad two no,

     Its vary polished in it's weigh

     My checker tolled me sew.

 

     A checker is a bless sing,

     It freeze yew lodes of thyme,

     It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

     And aides me when aye rime.

 

     Each frays come posed up on my screen

     Eye trussed to bee a joule

     The checker pours o'er every word

     To cheque sum spelling rule.

 

     Be fore a veiling checkers

     Hour spelling mite decline,

     And if were lacks or have a laps,

     We would be maid to wine.

 

     Butt now bee cause my spelling

     Is checked with such grate flare,

     Their are know faults with in my cite,

     Of non eye am a wear.

 

     Now spelling does knot phase me,

     It does knot bring a tier,

     My pay purrs awl due glad den

     With wrapped words fare as hear.

 

     To rite with care is quite a feet

     Of witch won should be proud,

     And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

     Sew flaws are knot aloud.

 

     Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

     Such soft ware four pea seas,

     And why I brake in two averse

     By righting want too please.

 

 

              Anonymous from Australia