Merry Christmas Mac Users!



 On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 Windows 95 for my PC



 On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC



 On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 3 ports not responding

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC



 On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 4 sectors bad

 3 ports not responding

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC



 On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 5 eighty six

 4 sectors bad

 3 ports not responding

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC



 On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 6 ints conflictin'

 5 eighty six

 4 sectors bad

 3 ports not responding

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC



 On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 7 files missin'

 6 ints conflictin'

 5 eighty six

 4 sectors bad

 3 ports not responding

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC



 On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 8 Megs overflowin'

 7 files missin'

 6 ints conflictin'

 5 eighty six

 4 sectors bad

 3 ports not responding

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC 



On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 9 apps a crashin'

 8 Megs overflowin'

 7 files missin'

 6 ints conflictin'

 5 eighty six

 4 sectors bad

 3 ports not responding

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC



 On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 10 modes not supported

 9 apps a crashin'

 8 Megs overflowin'

 7 files missin'

 6 ints conflictin'

 5 eighty six

 4 sectors bad

 3 ports not responding

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC



 On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 11 instructions faulty

 10 modes not supported

 9 apps a crashin'

 8 Megs overflowin'

 7 files missin'

 6 ints conflictin'

 5 eighty six

 4 sectors bad

 3 ports not responding

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC



 On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 12 sound cards silent

 11 instructions faulty

 10 modes not supported

 9 apps a crashin'

 8 Megs overflowin'

 7 files missin'

 6 ints conflictin'

 5 eighty six

 4 sectors bad

 3 ports not responding

 2 GPFs

 and Windows 95 for my PC



             And the drum roll begins.......



 And now, the long awaited folow-up:



 On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

 A Macintosh instead of a PC



 On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to...

hey wait a  minute,

 this thing works...