What do invisible people like to drink?
Evaporated milk!

What do you call a war between groups of vampires?
A bat-tle

What do you get if you cross a dwarf with a vampire?
Teeth marks on your knees!

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Bat-minton!

What do you get if you meet dracula on the coldest night of the year?
Frost bite

Where does the Abominable snowman take his sweetie out for dancing?
To the snow ball

What do elves do after school?
gnome work

What do you get if you cross a clock with a werewolf?
A watch dog

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with whipped
egg whites and sugar?
A merangue-atan!