The family of FMC member Rev. Ronald J. Volek of
GuardianAngels Church, Copley, Ohio, gathered at 
his home for Easter Sunday dinner. Volek's 
three-year-old granddaughter, Samantha cracked an Easter
egg, removed the yolk, and holding it in her hand asked,
"And this is what part?"
 "That is what would become a chick when the hen sits on the 
 egg," her grandmother replied.
Samantha's older brother, Daniel, 6, added: "But first the
rooster has to cock-a-doodle-doo:'
 
        
       

The week before Easter is known as Holy Week because 
of its specialsignificance to Christians. During this past
 Holy Week, a first-grade teacher at the local Lutheran
 school took great pains to explain all the events in 
Jesus' life that led up to the first Easter She told them
about Palm Sunday, and Maundy Thursday, and 
Good Friday and finally Easter.
When she thought she had explained everything 
there was to know about that special week, 
the teacher asked if the students had
any questions~
 One curious little boy raised his hand and asked,
"What happens if you don't want to be holy all week?"
 -Daniel Hintz~ Grand Isle~ Nebraska
         

    

     
A pastor observed: 'We certainly believe in the resurrect at our
 church. If you doubt it, just visit our offices sometime and watch our
 staff come back to life at quitting time.'
                                            -Tal Bonham

         

         
         
 The only thing some  folks give up for Lent are their New Year's
         resolutions.
    -Rev.~ Felix A. Lorenz Jr., Narthville, Michigan

         

         
         
  You have to believe in happiness
   Or happiness never comes . .
  Oh, that's the reason a bird can sing-
  On his darkest day he believes in spring.
   -Catherine Hall, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania