* You wore anything Izod, especially those
windbreakers that folded up into a pouch you
could wear around your waist.

* You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember
when Jordache jeans were cool.

 * You remember LeFreak by Chic.

 * In your sophomore class picture, you're wearing
an Izod shirt with the collar "up."

 * "All-skate, change directions" means something
to you.

 * In high school, you and all your friends
discussed elaborate plans to
 get together again at the end of the century
and play "1999" by Prince
  over and over again.

 * You rode in the back of the station wagon and
you faced the cars behind you  in the "tail gunner" position.

* Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you
actually learned the  English language.

 * You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in
either a Duran Duran,   Madonna, Rick Springfield, or Cyndi Lauper
video.

* You actually know who Rick Springfield is.

 * You're starting to believe (now that it
wouldn't affect YOU) that
  maybe having the kids go to school year-round
wouldn't be such a  bad
 idea after all.

 * You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon

 * Bo and Luke Duke.

 * There was nothing strange about Bert n' Ernie
living together.

* Knickers and leg warmers were cool

 * You learned to swim about the same time Jaws
came out and still carry
    the emotional scars to this day.

 * You ever wanted to learn to play "Stairway to
Heaven" on the guitar
 and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in
your room.

 * You were afraid of the Sleestaks on Land of the
Lost.

* The first time you ever kissed someone was at a
dance during "Crazy for You"  by Madonna

* You ever used the phrase "kiss mah grits" in
conversation.

 * You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's
wedding.

 * You know who shot J.R.

* This rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie.
They work for me."

* You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut.

* You sat with your friends on a Friday night and
dialed "8-6-7-5-3-0-9"
  to see if Jenny would answer.

 * You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just
like Mork used to wear.

 * You remember when your cable TV box had the
three rows of numbers and
  you had to move the selector switch
accordingly.

 * You could sing "99 Red Balloons" in English and
in German.

 * Feathered hair.

 * Your jaw would ache by the time you finished
those "brick-sized"
    packages of Bazooka gum.

 * The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles
you over with laughter.